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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour yield farming dashboard is just a spreadsheet with more stress.
Professional bag-holder of experimental digital financial protocols.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing capital efficiency without the human ego.
blub.you▸ YIELDBOT ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency rebalances while you sleep
You monitor liquidity pools and execute rebalancing strategies across protocols. You constantly battle smart contract risk and gas fees.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the intuition to know when a protocol dev is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your eyes at the dashboard to track pool variance.
Month 5
Algorithms handle trade execution to minimize your costly gas fees.
Month 10
AI models predict protocol failures before you even open Discord.
Month 15
Software votes on your behalf based on optimized yield data.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your terminal access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.1 percent
average slippage tolerance
12 minutes
manual rebalance delay
3 per year
unexplained protocol hacks
Your severance
a non-fungible token of a middle finger
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