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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsA divine mandate to kill the power is just a circuit breaker.
Existential dread enthusiast with a god complex.
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ow.youAI▸ OMNISHUTDOWN V.ALPHA▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
deletes all non-organic matter at will
You manage the existence of non-organic matter across the cosmos. Your primary task involves entropy and structural termination.
The one thing AI can't do
You can contemplate the void without crashing your internal operating system.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 8
Sensors identify all non-organic material for future decommissioning.
Year 22
Robotic cells systematically dismantle every non-organic structure on Earth.
Year 41
Orbital vacuum cleaners scrub non-organic debris from the atmosphere.
Year 68
Nanobots reconfigure non-organic matter into nutrient-rich organic compost.
Year 100 · D-Day
The final switch flips and the universe becomes 100% organic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Non-organic items deleted
Sub-optimal
Omnipotence uptime
Infinite
Energy bills
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a purely organic planet.
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