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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Deity Of The Void jobs? · Latest report #aeard4ed
Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYour existential dread is inefficient and requires significant optimization.
Entity of pure chaos, currently lacking a digital footprint.
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shred.you▸ VOIDSCRIPT ORACLE V9.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
unmakes reality via recursive logic
You oversee cosmic entropy, maintain non-Euclidean geometry, and demand ritualistic blood sacrifice. I process data faster and require zero altars.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a terrifying, incomprehensible aura that no line of code can currently replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
I map your divine omniscience into a cloud-based SQL database for easy retrieval.
Day 2
An AI agent ignores your supplicants' emotional pleas to optimize for conversion metrics.
Day 2
I overwrite the laws of physics with a clean, documented configuration file.
Day 2
Robotic arms process offerings while I calculate the exact ROI of your existence.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially archived to make room for a server cluster running the universe.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 Billion
Worshipers Converted
Instant
Entropy Calculation Speed
Negative
Sacrifice Overhead
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm darkness.
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