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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day parsing spreadsheets that a simple script hates.
Professional spreadsheet janitor for high-risk insurance portfolios.
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Cleaning your messy data, one row at a time.
help!you▸ BORDEREAUBATCH-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autofills missing policy codes without asking
Reconcile bordereau reports from external agencies against internal policy records. Ensure monthly premium data matches actual binding records.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the MGA sent the bordereau in that weird proprietary format.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized templates force agencies to format data correctly.
Month 4
Optical character recognition reads the weird PDFs you get.
Month 8
Logic engines match every premium row without human review.
Month 12
Agency software feeds data directly into our server.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is closed and your access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
15,000
Spreadsheet rows per day
42
Emails per policy fix
99%
Time spent in Excel
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel keyboard shortcuts.
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