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October 22, 2027
In 12 monthsYour entire career is just footnotes on becoming a recursive machine output.
Professional reader of books you've never actually finished.
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Derrida-proof deconstruction at scale.
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generates impenetrable manifestos in milliseconds
Synthesizing complex ontological frameworks and parsing dense 20th-century French philosophy texts for academic publication. You create meaning from absolute gibberish.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a thesis about the body without organs without crashing your kernel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition ingest of your entire library of continental philosophy into a searchable vector space.
Month 3
Agentic scrapers begin generating plausible-sounding academic arguments using your specific synthesis style and vocabulary.
Month 6
Fine-tuned models begin producing peer-reviewed papers that mimic your specific critical tone and erratic logical leaps.
Month 9
Virtual avatars deliver keynote speeches using your exact cadence to summarize books you haven't even read yet.
Month 12 · D-Day
All intellectual labor is offloaded to a cluster, rendering your interpretive lens entirely redundant to the algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4000
Average sentences per day
12
References per citation
0.02%
Actual logical coherence
Your severance
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