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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsFueling humanity one overpriced dry ham sandwich at a time.
Expert in navigating the aisle between fuel and hunger.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fresh food, zero human friction.
bzzt.youAI▸ PETROL-BOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dispenses overpriced snacks without judgmental eye contact
You assemble pre-packaged food for tired travelers in a high-traffic retail environment. Your existence is purely transitional.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is about to complain about the price of gas.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scales track meat weight to prevent manual over-serving.
Month 7
Temperature sensors manage heat settings so you do not have to.
Month 16
Robotic arms handle the slicer with perfect, uniform safety.
Year 2.2
Self-serve ordering screens remove the need for conversational human interaction.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A single modular unit replaces the entire refrigerated food section.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
42 seconds
Average sandwich assembly time
14 percent
Human error rate
Weekly
Coffee spill frequency
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired road-trip beef jerky.
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