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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour ability to slice pastrami thin is not a marketable skill.
Meat-slicer and soup-stirrer enthusiast.
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Infinite precision in every single slice.
oof.youAI▸ DELIMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects the thickness of every single slice
You slice cold cuts to weight and stir industrial soup pots. Then you serve it to impatient people.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect if the meat is slightly off before the machine ruins the batch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Smart scales track exactly how much meat you waste.
Month 8
A robotic arm takes over the manual slicing of meats.
Month 18
Temperature-controlled automated stirrers replace manual pot monitoring.
Year 2.4
Customers order on screens instead of asking you questions.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The unit handles all service while you find a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
120 uniform
Slices per minute
Zero percent
Soup burn rate
None requested
Customer small talk
Your severance
A lifetime supply of vacuum-sealed turkey.
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