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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour cured meat selection is just inventory waiting for a scanner.
Professional meat slicer and customer smile mediator.
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Perfect cuts without the human chatter.
glub.youAI▸ DELIMATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates slicer to micron-level thickness
You slice meats, manage inventory, handle supply orders, and interact with customers in a retail store setting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment the provolone has been sliced too thin.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras track meat inventory to predict stock-out events automatically.
Month 5
Integrated weight sensors stop the cutting once target weight hits.
Month 13
A robotic arm handles slicing and packing for the lunch rush.
Year 2.1
Customers select orders via kiosks, removing all human retail interaction.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop goes fully autonomous and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
4000 daily
average knife strokes
12 percent
waste per transaction
9 minutes
customer small talk
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired salami samples.
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