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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou specialize in turning simple project timelines into quarterly slide decks.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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help!youAI▸ BUREAUCRACY-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite project roadmaps for status meetings
You track project milestones and draft progress reports for government agencies. You bridge the gap between policy and implementation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which bureaucrat needs a polite nudge to keep the project moving.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers read your emails to generate project updates automatically.
Month 4
Natural language tools write your standard project memos in seconds.
Month 8
Algorithms flag risks before a human could even open Excel.
Month 13
Bots simulate meeting outcomes without requiring any human presence.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your digital account is archived by the central efficiency engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42
Slides produced weekly
119
Email threads left hanging
0.01%
Meaningful outputs
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a permanent sabbatical.
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