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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy lifting heavy wood while robots study your walk patterns.
Professional heavy lifter of garden sheds and nightmares.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Delivering sheds without breaking a sweat.
oof.youAI▸ GARDENHAUL-X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates muddy back gardens without slipping
You haul flatpack cabin kits from flatbed trucks through tight residential garden paths.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge if a garden gate will actually hold the weight of the frame.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Lidar scans map the customer garden path before delivery begins.
Month 4
Warehouse robots sort timber packs by weight for easier unloading.
Month 12
Remote-controlled electric dollies handle the heavy cabin panels.
Month 22
Truck sensors automatically calculate center of gravity for loads.
Year 3 · D-Day
Autonomous walking units take the shed directly to the patio.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
too high
Back strain incidents
45kg avg
Shed panel weight
0.1m buffer
Narrow gate clearance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood screws.
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