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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou exist solely to forward emails between people who hate meetings.
Professional email-forwarder and maker of governance slide decks.
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Automating your middle management bloat into nothingness.
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deletes your calendar and cancels all meetings
You facilitate team sprints, write progress reports for executives, and maintain compliance documentation for utility projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about their project status in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Sensors pull data directly from Jira to stop you reporting.
Month 7
AI generates your slide decks using live project performance metrics.
Month 14
Smart agents handle all your internal coordination requests automatically.
Year 1.9
Executives check the dashboard instead of asking you for updates.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes entirely self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
28
Average meetings per week
14 hours
Time spent writing slides
9,000
Total useless email threads
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital pat-on-the-back.
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