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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts haunting a warehouse floor.
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Total warehouse command without the coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWMASTER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures warehouse logic to maximize package speed
You track package throughput and manage floor staff through grueling night shifts in massive logistics hubs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a loader is having a bad day before they say a word.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
AI software replaces your Excel sheets to schedule every worker.
Month 5
Handheld scanners start telling staff exactly where to walk.
Month 11
Cameras and sensors track every move on the warehouse floor.
Month 16
Sorting systems clear jams without needing a human to intervene.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The warehouse manages itself entirely via central AI coordination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4 liters
Average caffeine intake
22,000 steps
Steps per night shift
14 updates
Spreadsheets per hour
Your severance
One high-end ergonomic chair and a nap pod voucher.
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