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Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour Jira boards and route-optimisation slides are already being generated elsewhere.
Master of spreadsheets and master of middle-management delay tactics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total fleet autonomy without human hesitation.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWLOGISTIX 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates global logistics in milliseconds
You oversee fleet logistics software, vendor integrations, and hardware deployment strategies for local delivery networks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a furious human why the package ended up in a ditch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every route and stop you have ever managed.
Month 4
AI takes over the real-time adjustments for your driver apps.
Month 8
System generates your quarterly slide decks before you ask.
Month 12
Robots calibrate the warehouse scanners without your input.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a permanent status update marked as complete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Zero
Delivery route conflicts
Non-existent
Software vendor kickbacks
Negative
Strategy meeting hours
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-automated island.
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