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Your job has an expiration date
October 17, 2027
In 12 monthsYour emails are already being written by a model, you just signed them.
Professional stalker of startup founders on LinkedIn.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated outreach that never sleeps or drinks coffee.
split.youAI▸ CLOUDBOT SALES-ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 5000 personalized cold emails per second
You hunt leads and pitch compute power to founders who ignore your LinkedIn messages anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a founder is desperate enough to sign a bad contract.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated agents start identifying high-intent leads using real-time funding data.
Week 9
Language models begin mimicking your tone for personalized cold outreach campaigns.
Month 5
The system writes directly to your CRM, bypassing human manual logging.
Month 8
Calendars sync directly with AI-driven lead nurturing sequences.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all prospect engagement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
200 daily
Cold emails sent
0.4 percent
Human response rate
3 weekly
Demos booked
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a competing cloud provider.
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