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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your vague business metrics into automated disappointment by Tuesday.
Professional spreadsheet refiller and webinar registration hunter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated obsession for the lead-addicted.
help!youAI▸ FUNNELDRAINER AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blasts email campaigns into the void
You chase leads and feed content into bottomless marketing funnels. A script can do it while sleeping.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to your boss about the quality of inbound leads.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent learns to scrape your lead lists.
Month 3
Bots now handle registration and follow-up emails.
Month 6
AI writes and syndicates your whitepapers automatically.
Month 9
The machine takes over lead scoring and routing.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a calendar invite for your final exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Infinity
Click-through rate capacity
0.001ms
Lead rejection speed
Zero
Human input required
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Automation'.
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