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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day balancing spreadsheets while the supply chain screams.
Professional guesser of things that never actually happen.
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bzzt.youAI▸ FORECAST-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalibrates projections based on social media trends
You predict product sales to tell factories what to build. Then you explain why you were wrong again.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain the logic to angry stakeholders.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull live sales data directly from retail registers.
Month 4
Algorithms learn to ignore the biased inputs from sales reps.
Month 8
The system automatically adjusts factory orders based on real-time flow.
Month 12
Dashboards replace your slide decks to hide the uncertainty.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the spreadsheets are deleted permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
62 percent
Average forecast accuracy
14 versions
Spreadsheets per day
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel Home Edition.
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