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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting the future with spreadsheets is cute until the math hits.
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recalculates global inventory in three milliseconds
You build Excel models to guess how much stock to buy. You talk to sales teams to fix data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the sales team ignored your forecast last quarter.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripted agents scrub your CRM input errors automatically.
Month 4
Cloud neural nets replace your static Excel lookup tabs.
Month 9
Robotic warehouse API handles stock adjustments without your input.
Month 14
Dashboards provide real-time updates, ending your weekly status reports.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire while the server takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
15 percent
Average model errors
4 instances
Excel crashes per week
3 hours
Sales meeting duration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel Home Edition.
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