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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYou hunt for memories while your own job becomes a distant one.
Searching for answers in slides and spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the mind without the mortal mess.
oof.youAI▸ COGNIPATH-NEURO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates neural pathways at light speed
You analyze neural tissue samples and clinical trial data. You document synaptic degradation patterns to identify potential drug targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the nuance of why a specific clinical trial outcome failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin sorting your messy clinical datasets into neat inputs.
Month 5
High-speed scanners identify plaques faster than your tired human eyes.
Month 13
Neural networks generate potential drug targets from existing study archives.
Year 1.9
The AI writes successful grant applications without needing your input.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The system fully assumes all investigative control of your laboratory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
40 trillion
Data points processed
12 percent
Human error rate
Chronic
Researcher fatigue
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a quiet beach.
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