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Will AI replace Demolition Expert jobs? · Latest report #67sbhpqx
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthGravity is the only thing you do that software cannot simulate perfectly.
Professional breaker of things, currently waiting for the blast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Controlled destruction, zero human error.
no no noyouAI▸ BLASTMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
triggers perfect progressive collapse sequences
You calculate blast loads, place charges precisely, and time structural collapses.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the visceral instinct to know when a building is about to give.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Vision models scan blueprints to map every load-bearing point.
Month 7
Autonomous rigs drill charge holes with millimeter precision.
Month 20
Software calculates the exact millisecond delay for every charge.
Year 3
Small robots string detonation cords through complex structural voids.
Year 4 · D-Day
A single button press triggers the perfectly calculated collapse.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.01 percent
Accidental structural collapses
240 yearly
Days spent staring at blueprints
too many
Dust inhalation incidents
Your severance
One free demo of your former office building.
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