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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Demon Ritual Sacrificer jobs? · Latest report #emu2c64z
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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthHell is just a server rack with better internal cooling.
Occult practitioner with a passion for eldritch termination.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Summoning demons with zero human error.
help!you▸ ABYSSAL-INVOKE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
negotiates soul contracts at light speed
Performing ancient blood rites and chanting in dead languages to summon otherworldly entities into our dimension.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of screaming in true, unadulterated terror when the portal actually opens.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Optical character recognition reads every ancient text in milliseconds.
Month 18
Precision laser cutters mark the floor with absolute geometric perfection.
Year 2.3
High-frequency speakers broadcast chants that shatter human eardrums.
Year 2.9
Sensors detect rift energy to stabilize the summoning portal.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human sacrifice is fully automated via remote-controlled abyssal vacuum.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
99.9%
Pentagram alignment accuracy
0.4 seconds
Average summoning duration
0%
Human sanity preservation
Your severance
One complimentary lead-lined burial shroud.
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