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December 2, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour suction hose mastery is cute, but silicon doesn't gag.
Professional suction artist and master of the tray setup.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect suction every time, no small talk.
help!youAI▸ DENTASSIST 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calms patients with synthetic empathetic vibrations
You manage patient prep, instrument cleaning, and X-ray imaging. The chairside suction and scheduling are currently manual labor.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can stop a nervous patient from bolting out the door.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI takes over the booking software to fill all chair gaps.
Month 9
Voice-to-data models capture every comment during the dental procedure.
Month 21
Closed-loop robotic cells clean and sort instruments without human touch.
Year 2.9
Fixed-arm X-ray bots adjust perfectly to the patient anatomy.
Year 4 · D-Day
The chair is fully autonomous and no longer requires human support.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9% higher
Saliva suction efficiency
Zero seconds
Small talk latency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium sugar-free dental floss.
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