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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour aggressive collection calls are just low-latency data packets to us.
Professional ghoster of insurance company help-desk representatives.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Collecting debts without the human awkwardness.
pop?you▸ DENTCLAIM-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles unpaid ledger balances in milliseconds
You track unpaid dental claims, pester insurance companies on phone queues, and update ledger balances for patient billing.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which insurance adjuster has a soft spot for urgent crown claims.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software pulls your entire ledger history into a cloud database.
Month 3
Robotic agents submit claims directly to insurer APIs without phoning.
Month 7
AI negotiators handle insurer disputes via instant digital text protocols.
Month 12
Billing updates happen in real-time, removing all manual clerical entries.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes all collections.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
48 minutes
Average hold time
120
Claims filed daily
100%
Empathy drop-off rate
Your severance
One free dental cleaning voucher and a severance envelope.
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