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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsUpdating servers while the dentist drills into a molar is peak comedy.
IT support, now with 40 percent more fluoride exposure.
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System stability without the human downtime.
bzzt.youAI▸ DENT-NET CORE V4.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches security vulnerabilities during your lunch break
You manage proprietary dental imaging databases, hardware peripheral conflicts, and network security for sensitive patient charts.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which specific cable makes the X-ray sensor fire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Remote monitoring software starts tracking network health and peripheral failures.
Month 5
Patient imaging files move to automated off-site secure servers.
Month 10
Intelligent routers auto-reconfigure when dental X-ray hardware glitches.
Month 15
Biometric kiosks replace forgotten password support requests.
Month 22 · D-Day
The local server closet is decommissioned and the hardware removed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
14
imaging software crashes per week
22
forgotten passwords recovered daily
480
minutes spent updating anti-virus
Your severance
One lifetime supply of complimentary dental floss.
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