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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsTraining to drill teeth before our haptic-feedback drill masters them instead.
Studying hard to pay off that crushing loan debt.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision dentistry without the awkward small talk.
splat.you▸ MOLARBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates crown fit within five microns
Learning the art of drilling, filling, and root canal therapy. Preparing for a lifetime of peering into mouths and selling expensive crowns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer genuine reassurance to a patient shaking in the chair.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI models consume your textbooks to learn every nerve and canal path in minutes.
Month 12
Haptic feedback robots replace plastic heads for your practice, removing human variability from drilling.
Year 2
Machine vision algorithms identify decay patterns faster than your human eyes ever will.
Year 2.8
Precision sensors allow non-human arms to clean plaque without ever grazing a sensitive gum line.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The dental clinic is fully automated, leaving no physical task for a human trainee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99.9 percent
cavity detection rate
astronomical
student debt stress
absolute
hand tremor reduction
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dental floss.
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