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May 20, 2033
In 6 years, 7 monthsYour hands are precise, but my sensors don't need coffee breaks.
Qualified tooth-mechanic and professional anxiety-reducer.
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Precision drilling for a cleaner smile.
splat.you▸ MOLARBOT PRIME▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
performs root canals with laser precision
You drill, fill, and scrape teeth while managing patient anxiety. It is expensive, invasive, and inherently replaceable.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a patient is about to gag and stop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
AI models detect cavities in X-rays faster than human eyes.
Month 10
Robotic spray-and-suction arms handle basic plaque removal cycles.
Year 2.3
Guided-vision robots begin performing routine drilling and filling.
Year 5
Real-time haptic sensors stop drills before hitting human nerves.
Year 7 · D-Day
The chair performs the procedure while you do something easier.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
too slow
Average drill speed
high
Patient dread level
zero
Fluoride application error
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium mouthwash.
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