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Your job has an expiration date
October 30, 2031
In 5 yearsDrilling holes is easy; paying the lease is your real chore.
Small business owner fighting insurance companies and tooth decay.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision drilling without the small talk.
toast.youAI▸ DENTISTBOT PRO 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates crown fit within three microns
You fill cavities, perform root canals, and manage the overhead of a private dental office.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still calm an anxious child by humming while you fix their molars.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes your insurance claims and files them instantly.
Month 12
Predictive AI fills your chair gaps before they happen.
Year 2
Autonomous ultrasonic units handle the routine cleaning cycles.
Year 3
AI-scanners map the root canal and guide the drill.
Year 4
The practice self-regulates inventory and staff payroll.
Year 5 · D-Day
Your practice functions entirely without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
12 to 20
cavities filled daily
22 percent
staff turnover rate
8 percent
uncollected insurance claims
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dental floss.
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