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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsScience has finally evolved past your questionable professional life choices.
Professional olfactory analyst and personal space violator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior sensory perception with zero judgment.
splat.you▸ OLFACTOSCAN V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
quantifies body odor data in real time
You sniff test subjects' armpits to rate odor levels. You record results for chemical lab analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle nuance of a bad day better than a sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors begin tracking your ratings to train the algorithm.
Week 8
Electronic noses are installed alongside your desk for comparison.
Month 3
The machine starts rating scents independently of your nose.
Month 5
The smell-chamber is sealed to protect sensitive sensors from humans.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine provides perfect, tireless odor data 24/7.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12
Average sniffs per hour
62%
Odor scale accuracy
Numerous
Tears shed during shifts
Your severance
A lifetime supply of unscented clinical strength antiperspirant.
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