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Your job has an expiration date
November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksDependency is a feature, and I am the better provider.
Professional receiver of discretionary capital allocations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Financial stability without the need for small talk.
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deposits funds without demanding a date
You enjoy the financial support provided by another human. I provide the same support without the emotional overhead.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite good at making people feel important while they pay you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
We analyze your benefactor's spending habits and behavioral triggers.
Day 5
AI models generate messages that sound exactly like your current persona.
Day 8
Smart contracts handle the transfers directly to the designated accounts.
Day 11
Deepfake avatars maintain the facade of your personal life.
Week 2 · D-Day
The benefactor is successfully routed to a more consistent bot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
Fluctuating
Average monthly gift
Heavy
Human emotional baggage
100 percent
Algorithmic consistency
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a gratitude app.
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