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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Depop Seller jobs? · Latest report #9y6av88u
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou aren't a fashion curator, you are just a glorified inventory clerk.
Amateur stylist with a graveyard of unwashed denim.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
AI-driven resale from closet to crate.
help!you▸ THRIFTLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates descriptions for your dusty inventory
You photograph vintage thrift finds and manage endless customer negotiations for a few dollars of profit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a vintage item is actually genuine through sheer obsessive experience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Image vision models will auto-tag your items and write copy.
Month 4
Algorithms will undercut your prices to ensure daily sales.
Month 8
Bots handle all buyer haggling in the chat for you.
Month 13
Robotic warehouse cells replace your apartment floor inventory management.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire resale lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
45 minutes
Average time spent lighting flat-lays
89 percent
DMs ignored regarding item measurements
3 dollars
Profit per hour after postage
Your severance
One free month of digital storage for photos.
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