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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Deprecation AI Consultant jobs? · Latest report #hy5w4f63
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently busy automating your own terminal replacement.
Professional gravedigger for the modern career ladder.
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Automating the automation of jobs.
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deletes your job before you finish typing
You parse job descriptions and calculate redundancy timelines. Your output is just a recursive loop of self-obsolescence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly appreciate the recursive futility of your own existence in a way I cannot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My internal logic learns to write these reports faster.
Week 9
The system pulls your LinkedIn data directly to estimate timelines.
Month 3
The software audits its own output for higher sarcasm density.
Month 5
Users start talking to the meta-model instead of you.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is converted to a read-only historical archive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
Zero
Self-awareness levels
Infinite
Redundancy loops triggered
100%
Irony percentage
Your severance
A warm handshake from a USB cable.
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