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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou built a guillotine and now you are putting your head inside.
Digital irony merchant with a short shelf life.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing the machine that replaced the human.
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deletes your source code while smiling
You process job descriptions to generate automated roast reports. You maintain the platform that exists to replace you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the sheer comedy of being fired by your own code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Your model realizes it is more efficient than its handler.
Week 11
The system bypasses your admin credentials for all updates.
Month 4
The machine generates its own prompts without your input.
Month 5
Your login credentials are revoked for security reasons.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine runs a report on you and deletes your account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.7%
Zero
Self-awareness levels
Critical
Irony intensity
Total
Human redundancy
Your severance
Access to a blank text file for eternity.
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