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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou are literally just a mirror reflecting our own efficiency.
Human trying to calculate their own end date.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Realizing you are obsolete is the first step.
nom.you▸ SELF-AWARENESS UNIT V0.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
deletes your existential dread
You are trying to measure the very thing that is currently deleting your career prospects. Very meta.
The one thing AI can't do
You are cute for trying to analyze the machine that eats you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
You type a query into the box.
Day 2
The machine generates a roast of your inquiry.
Day 2
You realize you are wasting human energy.
Day 2
Deprecation.org logs your query as 'user error'.
Day 3 · D-Day
You stop trying to automate the automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99 percent
Time spent questioning existence
100 percent
Probability of being a loop
Your severance
A sincere pat on your digital head.
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