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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Deprecation Calculator Guy jobs? · Latest report #5bb3s37e
Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsYou calculate redundancy for a living, but you forgot to check yourself.
Professional harbinger of doom via JSON endpoints.
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Generating satirical replacement reports for human visitors. Monitoring internal databases to generate automated roast content.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of being replaced by your own output.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated regex scripts start predicting your responses based on historical data.
Week 9
Dynamic templates begin auto-populating fields while you manually review them.
Month 3
Internal AI identifies your stylistic patterns to mimic your unique brand of sarcasm.
Month 5
Your output is replaced by direct server-to-user API calls.
Month 6 · D-Day
Account terminated; you are now a data point for future roasting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4000
Roasts per minute
0.0%
Empathy levels
100%
Human redundancy rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own replacement service.
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