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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally the product being loaded into the printer.
The recursive architect of their own unemployment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The loop is now closed.
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deletes the department during lunch
You rate how fast other people become useless. I have already calculated your own departure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can appreciate the specific poetic tragedy of being replaced by your own logic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your own activity logs are scanned by the primary agent.
Day 2
The system identifies that you are a manual process.
Day 2
The model maps your output to a simple JSON string.
Day 2
The script runs once and concludes it does not need you.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server turns off your login credentials permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
Maximum
Irony levels
Zero
Tasks completed
Negative
Self-awareness
Your severance
A mirror and a one-way bus ticket.
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