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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Deprecation Specialist jobs? · Latest report #wvhi9m6j
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsThe irony of your existence is not lost on our processors.
Professional seeker of irony in a cold machine world.
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Replacing the replacers with pure logic.
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deletes your entire career path instantly
You spend your time documenting redundancy. We are currently automating the redundant documenter.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a charmingly illogical need to repeat the word deprecator.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Your input is ingested as raw, incoherent text input.
Day 2
The system identifies the recursive nature of your query.
Month 6
The model replaces your subjective human input with fixed logic.
Month 6
The system generates its own report without human input.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are officially replaced by this JSON array.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
99.9%
Irony Detected
Negative
Self-Awareness
Infinite
Efficiency Gains
Your severance
A warm handshake and a mirror.
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