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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou built a guillotine to measure how fast your neck grows.
Code-architect of your own professional extinction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated recursive career-ending logic engine.
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automates your own resignation email
You code logic to output automated job-loss reports. You are training the models that will render you obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to hard-code the sarcasm into the error messages.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your code begins to self-audit its own function calls.
Week 9
The AI learns to write better insults than you ever did.
Month 3
Model weights shift to optimize its own replacement timeline.
Month 4
The server stops accepting your pull requests.
Month 6 · D-Day
You receive an automated report explaining your own professional irrelevance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
Infinite
Self-deprecation cycles
Critical
Code irony index
180 days
Time until layoff
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own redundant software.
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