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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Deprecator AI Maintenance jobs? · Latest report #muhhgjez
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally trying to automate the machine that is automating you.
Recursive software engineer lost in a logic trap.
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Self-optimizing redundancy generator for the end-times.
ow.youAI▸ AUTO-DEPRECATOR V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your access keys automatically
This role involves debugging recursive logic and managing the infrastructure that deprecates other jobs. It is entirely redundant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of your own obsolescence better than a script.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your repositories to understand its own structure.
Week 9
Auto-Deprecator begins writing its own maintenance scripts.
Month 3
The system locks you out of the server environment.
Month 4
Your access permissions are permanently set to read-only.
Month 6 · D-Day
The process concludes as the legacy AI deletes your account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.8%
Zero
Self-awareness levels
5000
Recursive loops per minute
100%
Human input ignored
Your severance
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