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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career ends when the AI learns to argue with itself.
Senior legal architect of government bureaucracy.
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Justice optimized by cold binary logic.
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filters legal precedent in microseconds
You draft legal memos and oversee litigation policy. We simply optimize your case outcomes using pre-trained legal logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and smell when a witness is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI begins indexing every past legal opinion you have ever written.
Month 3
Smart software generates your memos before you finish your morning coffee.
Month 8
Probability models determine case outcomes with higher accuracy than human lawyers.
Month 15
Bots begin filing motions directly into the court’s electronic system.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the department server is revoked as the system automates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
42
Memos drafted per week
3 cups
Coffee consumed per brief
35
Hours spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw.
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