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Will AI replace Deputy Chief Of Staff jobs? · Latest report #43qnamrq
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional echo chamber inhabitant currently preparing for your own political exit polling.
Professional professional-protector, expert in vague political non-speak.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing governance through cold, unfeeling logic.
split.youAI▸ ADMINSTATE EXECUTIVE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all bad news to zero
You manage staff schedules, draft internal memos, and shield your politician from mid-level bureaucrats. You are the professional wall between an elected official and reality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a journalist with enough conviction to pass a stress test.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
An agent monitors all incoming constituent communications to categorize complaints and ignore the inconvenient ones.
Month 4
Language models generate all internal policy directives, standardizing the vacuous corporate-speak your office relies on.
Month 9
An algorithmic scheduler takes over meeting logistics, ensuring your boss only meets people with high polling value.
Month 13
A digital interface screens all lobbyist outreach, automatically rejecting requests that don't meet strict financial thresholds.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire political office staff is replaced by an automated governance dashboard, saving taxpayers billions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2s
Average Crisis Response Time
99%
Emails Silently Deleted
100/100
Spine Flexibility Index
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one signed blank resignation form.
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