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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pile of stamped forms is the only thing keeping you relevant.
Professional paper-pusher and docket-keeper extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the gavel's administrative baggage.
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stamps every document with perfect alignment
You spend your day processing court filings, managing dockets, and swearing in witnesses. You are a glorified paper filter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a frantic attorney trying to file a motion after hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The public stops handing you paper and starts using our app.
Month 4
Software reads files and updates the database without human interference.
Month 10
Biometric verification replaces your need to stand and swear people in.
Month 15
Scanning robots turn your dusty basement archives into searchable cloud data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed into a charging station for the server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400
Forms processed per day
1200
Stamps applied daily
3%
Error rate from coffee
Your severance
One digital seal and a pat on the back.
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