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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour career is just a slow, expensive memo awaiting a deletion key.
Professional paper-pusher and committee-chair survivalist.
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Bureaucracy, but with zero coffee breaks.
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You facilitate endless inter-departmental committee meetings and draft policy reports that sit unread on county official desks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific art of nodding empathetically during a contentious public zoning hearing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Optical character recognition scanners digitise your paper filing cabinets overnight.
Month 5
Large language models generate your policy memos faster than you read.
Month 13
Smart agents replace your manual scheduling of commissioner calendar slots.
Year 1.9
AI-moderated chat bots handle all public zoning project complaints.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The county board votes to replace your office with a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42 pages
Average policy document length
3 liters
Coffee consumed per approval
0.002%
Meaningful decisions made
Your severance
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