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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou specialize in long meetings that could have been an email summary.
Professional slide-deck architect and high-stakes meeting moderator.
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Turning meetings into bulleted executive summaries.
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filters corporate noise into actionable binary commands
You manage cross-functional teams and report progress to executive leadership. You spend your life in high-level strategy slides.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an executive is lying during a board presentation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI assistants record and transcribe every single word of your meetings.
Month 6
Algorithms pull data from internal dashboards to build your decks automatically.
Month 15
Software models offer you the optimal choice before you open your mouth.
Year 2.2
Teams report to the dashboard rather than to your physical desk.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The board prefers the unbiased cold logic of the executive dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
92%
Time in meetings
45
Slides per day
11
Decisions avoided
Your severance
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