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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsModernizing government by turning bureaucracy into a single, delete-key-enabled database entry.
Professional architect of imaginary institutional progress.
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automates policy stagnation into a loop
You oversee redundant inter-agency committees and draft vague policy roadmaps. Your job is to define the obsolescence of others while ignoring your own.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific physical act of looking stern during pointless committee meetings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM agent begins cataloging your meeting patterns to identify redundant feedback loops.
Month 4
Template-generation software replaces your prose with optimized, hollow corporate jargon.
Month 9
Automated monitoring scripts take over tracking departmental KPIs and flagging minor compliance issues.
Month 15
A policy-simulation model generates all official directives without requiring a single committee vote.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your digital credentials are revoked while the system continues to auto-generate reports about your absence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4,200
Annual Synergy Buzzwords
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Meetings Resulting In Action
892
Reports Filed To Nobody
Your severance
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