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Your job has an expiration date
December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour legal strategy is just a prompt waiting for a better engine.
Junior prosecutor, master of the late-night filing panic.
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negotiates plea deals in milliseconds
Drafts motions, negotiates plea deals, and argues cases in court. Manages heavy caseloads under tight statutory deadlines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a jury is about to acquit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
AI organizes and tags your mountain of digital evidence files.
Month 4
Smart software writes your boilerplate motions while you sleep.
Month 11
Predictive models calculate the statistically perfect offer for each case.
Month 18
Algorithms interview witnesses and flag inconsistencies in their testimony.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The courtroom interface replaces your closing arguments with optimized logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Instantaneous
Case file processing speed
99.9 percent
Plea deal acceptance rate
Zero
Human objection frequency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a firm handshake.
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