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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYou bill six minutes for every breath the legal system takes.
Expert in patent litigation and avoiding actual billable work.
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glub.youAI▸ LEX-BOT NEXUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds legal loopholes in microseconds
Reviewing complex IP licensing agreements and managing high-stakes litigation strategy for multinational semiconductor patent portfolios.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the specific intuition to know which judges respond well to which specific phrasing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters discovery dumps for relevant privilege claims instantly.
Month 5
Smart software drafts standard IP agreements without human input.
Month 14
Algorithms predict judge rulings based on historical case data.
Year 2
Sensors report supply chain shifts to regulatory bodies automatically.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The legal department becomes a single server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
14 hours
Average billable hours per day
3 daily
Hours spent ignoring emails
$50,000
Cost of discovery per terabyte
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a stress ball.
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