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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsTrading your pastoral authority for a high-performance sentiment-analysis server.
Master of detentions, corridor warden, and parental stress sink.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total behavioral control without the coffee breaks.
split.youAI▸ DISCIPLINEDIRECTOR V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automated detentions via facial recognition
You manage discipline, handle parent complaints, and enforce uniform codes while roaming corridors of hyperactive teenage boys.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student is lying about their homework folder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Smart cameras log every uniform infraction before you even reach work.
Month 8
Software sends emails to parents faster than your finger can type.
Month 20
AI predicts fights in the lunchroom before the first punch thrown.
Year 2.5
Virtual agents handle parent calls with cold, calculated efficiency.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The server takes the office and you take the pension.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
Unlimited
Detention capacity
Zero
Patience units
Instant
Lateness tracking
Your severance
Two months of lukewarm tea and a detention bell.
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