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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Deputy Information Security Officer jobs? · Latest report #7w947huv
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy reviewing access logs until the software does it for you.
Professional gatekeeper of the company's digital perimeter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance without the human sighs.
squeeze.you▸ SENTINEL-TRUST V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks unauthorized login attempts at light speed
You review firewall logs, manage security awareness training, and chase down colleagues who ignore password update notifications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact tone of voice a coworker uses when they are lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents now filter your massive firewall logs instantly.
Month 3
Systems now force MFA resets without your constant reminders.
Month 6
Language models now write your board reports from raw data.
Month 10
Self-healing network agents identify and patch vulnerabilities before you arrive.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked by the new security suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4.2 daily
Average policy breach ignored
129 monthly
Password reset tickets closed
99 percent
Audit reports auto-generated
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium VPN service.
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