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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour career path is just a series of ribbon-cutting ceremonies.
Professional ribbon-cutter and local government placeholder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing governance, one municipal decree at a time.
wheee!you▸ CIVICAUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pre-recorded apology speeches to crowds
You spend your days attending endless ceremonial events, signing documents, and deflecting blame for municipal budget crises.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a disgruntled citizen in the eye while lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins managing your schedule to prioritize efficiency.
Month 5
Your prepared remarks are generated and voiced by deepfake technology.
Month 15
Smart algorithms handle the signature and filing of all memos.
Year 2.2
A projection replaces your physical presence at ribbon-cutting events.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a charging station for city drones.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
482
Ribbons cut yearly
1200
Coffee cups consumed
54
Public apologies issued
Your severance
A lifetime supply of commemorative golden scissors.
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