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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your vague press releases into structured data for the machine.
Master of spin, wrangler of journalists, victim of deadlines.
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bzzt.youAI▸ STATEPROPAGANDA-AGENT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect spin for any scandal instantly
You draft talking points for politicians and manage local news cycles. You handle crises, media inquiries, and social strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a politician is about to lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your manual monitoring of news cycles and social media.
Month 4
A language model generates your talking points and daily press releases.
Month 8
AI-moderated bots handle inquiries from journalists using pre-approved policy logic.
Month 12
Algorithms forecast potential crises before a journalist even calls you.
Month 14 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully autonomous, data-driven narrative engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
98 percent
Press release sentiment score
0.02 seconds
Crisis response latency
Minimal
Talking points hallucination rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our proprietary news feed.
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