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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYou manage the chaos until the algorithm learns to ignore the yelling.
School administrator, keeper of the timetable, professional student whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Discipline and scheduling without the emotional baggage.
ow.you▸ ADMIN-BOT SECONDARY EDITION▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises classroom chaos with precision analytics
You juggle timetables, discipline students, and oversee school administration while teaching classes. You are the ultimate conflict fire-extinguisher.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a student lying about their homework before they even open their mouth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Software takes over the complex task of master timetable generation.
Month 9
Biometric scanners and automated alerts replace manual attendance tracking duties.
Month 20
Standardised AI models handle all parent inquiries and policy dissemination.
Year 2.7
Predictive models identify student behavioral trends before incidents occur.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The administrative and disciplinary functions are fully automated and managed remotely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Detentions issued per week
99%
Timetable conflicts solved
6 cups
Coffee intake per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-reduction software.
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